Do ya feel ask-y? Well, do ya, punk?

Corey. 23. I like animals, pizza, and playing sad songs with my friends. I do not like cats.

gemiblu:

wwhatevver-ampora:

I can’t stop laughing omfg.

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

HE JUST

MISSES

AND I JUST

YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP

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1 week ago
166,272 notes

addals:

Points to Ben Affleck for getting on Bill Maher’s show and not backing down from calling him an Islamophobic racist

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2 weeks ago
42 notes
let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

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4 weeks ago
232,723 notes

vivzie-pop:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

this is still my favorite thing.

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1 month ago
153,082 notes

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

image

NO

image

MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

image

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1 week ago
445,109 notes

jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

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2 weeks ago
13,959 notes
6,943 plays

organtheft:

I’m getting better, but it’s in small steps.

3 weeks ago
2,231 notes

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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1 month ago
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