Do ya feel ask-y? Well, do ya, punk?

Corey. 23. I like animals, pizza, and playing sad songs with my friends. I do not like cats.
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organtheft:

I’m getting better, but it’s in small steps.

2 days ago
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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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2 weeks ago
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comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

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2 weeks ago
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least

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4 weeks ago
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yokothetypo:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

UGH YES

PUPS

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1 month ago
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let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

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1 week ago
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vivzie-pop:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

this is still my favorite thing.

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2 weeks ago
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staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone could start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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2 weeks ago
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psyducked:

party time

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1 month ago
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